Witch on Wheeels Tour
Reawakening magic one park up at a time
I'm Luisa, energy worker, witch, free spirit.
This is Asteria, my van, my wheels, my home. And we're going on tour!
I'm offering FREE real life energy sessions in exchange for a park up.
Yes! Free. No money changes hands. I come to you, you offer me a quiet (flat-ish) piece of land and a warm shower, and together we make something that neither of us could have made alone. Real magic, in real life, in real time.
Ireland is where we begin, July and August.
After that, who knows. Europe is calling. The route will build itself.
There’s no catch
I know. Free is suspicious. I'm suspicious of free things too. But hear me out for a sec.
I live and travel in a van. I have gifts and I want to share them far and wide, no gatekeeping, no big fat prices. You have something that will make my life and travel experience much more interesting: land, a garden, local knowledge. I have something that will connect you to your higher self, to your land. We both walk away with something we couldn't have bought.
Let's bring trade back!
I believe there is different types of abundance, not just financial.
Campsites are fine but very detached from the real local experience, and the park up fees stack up quickly. I have other offerings that pay my bills, deep transformational journeys. This one is about quality of life, both yours and mine.
Call me romantic, but in my heart this is about accessibility. About spreading the message of oneness, of connection: to yourself, to each other, to the Earth. Bringing in that balance we are missing, that's my soul's purpose, and I shall drive round the world for my grain of sand.
What you see on this page is exactly what this is. No upsell waiting at the end. No reveal. Just the exchange.
If something is calling you, apply. Otherwise, no bother, have a brilliant life regardless.
The witch & the wheeels
Me, Luisa. I have always been quite nomadic.
Either backpacking, moving countries or travelling for work as an Events Manager. To be honest, a lot of it was about escaping the void inside of myself. The little voice that said you're not enough and you don't belong anywhere. I thought if I kept moving I could find my tribe, finally belong and shut that voice up. Well, that didn’t work. What happened instead is one day I looked inside of myself, and found my own magic, my quirks turned into my superpowers, and from that, I no longer felt the need to belong. Because I am whimsical and magical, and what does normal even mean?! So I've embraced the nomad part of me, not to escape anymore but as my power.
Asteria, my camper, was the goddess of the night sky in Greek mythology.
A fallen star who refused to submit to the new rules of the king of the Gods Zeus and turned herself into an island in defiance. That island became Delos, a sanctuary for the spiritual. She told me that was the name she wanted, way before this tour was even a thing, and that felt right. Now I understand why.
If its right, you’ll feel it in your body
I believe in magic. In mine and in yours. In what gets awakened when we actually meet, in the flesh, on the land, in real life.
If this is for you, you'll read this and feel it in your body. You'll have a vision, and it will stay with you. Of us walking into the field next door and connecting to the trees, to the fairies. Of chatting to your guides and getting clarity on how to navigate these current turbulent waters called life. Of sitting around that ancient stone on the mountain that nobody really knows who put it there.
That's what this is. Real connection, in a real place, with real magic.
I use Instagram because it's how we find each other now, and how we spread the work widely. But chatting through a screen will never be the same as giving them a hug, being on their land, feeling the energy. Real, original connection happens in real life, in a body, in a place. I want to bring that back, even just in these small pockets of park ups.
I want to bring energy work to people and places it might not have reached otherwise. In return, I want to learn from you. The folk tales you heard as a kid. The prehistoric stone in the field next door. The relationship you have with your land that you've stopped noticing because you're too busy living on it.
The world needs magic, connection, sanctuary. Again, this is my grain of sand.
(Also, monthly campsite bills are expensive. But mostly the magic thing.)
What This Looks Like
This is a travelling energy exchange. I park Asteria on your land for two to seven days.
You get real, in-person energy work. I get a place to rest, and a story to carry forward.
That's the whole deal.
What I Bring
Channelling and spirit guide communication
Connection with land spirits, elements and elementals (fairies, gnomes, dragons, mermaids etc!)
Deep healing through my signature Elemental Recalibrations modality
Land clearing and communicating
Channelled guided meditations and Elemental activations
Soul guidance and intuitive reading
I work intuitively. I don't arrive with a fixed agenda. I arrive with an open heart and a curious mind and I let you, your guides and the land, tell me what's needed.
Sessions and stays:
Sessions are two hours. Depending on how long you host me, we may have one, two or three sessions together.
2 to 3 nights — one 2-hour session
4 to 5 nights — two 2-hour sessions
6 to 7 nights — three 2-hour sessions
There will always be at least 36 hours between each session, so I can recharge and make sure you always get my best.
I'm fully independent the rest of the time. I'm human and I need rest between sessions too, so there's no expectation to host me or entertain me beyond what we've agreed. That said, if there's a cool event you'd like us to attend together, a witchy circle you'd like me to meet, or you simply work full time and just don't have the bandwidth, all of it is ok. Just mention it in your application and we'll shape it around what works for both of us.
Sessions can build on themselves, rom one to the next. OR they can be with different people in your household, different focuses, different modalities. All open to co-creation, I love to keep my practice intuitive and dynamic.
What You Bring
A flat-ish piece of land for Asteria to park on. (She's 6.5m long, 2.5m wide, 3.3m tall and 3.4 tonnes, so please check access before you apply.)
A warm shower, once a day (please).
That's genuinely it. I'm fully independent on electricity, food, everything else. No cities, no cement driveways, no busy roads. You don't need a mountain or a meadow, just somewhere green, somewhere Asteria's wheels near the earth and nature is within reach. I moved into this van to reconnect with the land, I'd very much prefer to stay immersed in it.
If you're unsure or have any questions, send me a message. Click Contact on the footer below or find me on Instagram. Always happy to chat things through.
On Sharing This
If you found this page, chances are you found me through Instagram. I share footage from my visits because I believe what we're doing here is genuinely inspiring, and I hope it encourages others to connect in their own ways too.
The level of detail shared is entirely up to you. We can co-create the footage together, or I can keep your identity completely private. That's your boundary to set, and I'll always follow your lead.
Is This For You?
You don't need to know anything about energy work. You don't need to have a spiritual practice or use words like ‘portal’ or ‘frequency’ in regular conversation. You just need a piece of land, a shower, and a YES somewhere in your body when you read this.
If something in you went oh when you found this page, that's probably enough. Or if, like me, you need to sit with decisions for a while, do so.If it's right, trust the thought will come back. Again and again. And again.
Applications take about ten minutes. I ask about you, your land, your dates, and your vehicle access. Photos of your spot are very encouraged and honestly make all the difference when I’m reviewing applications.
I don't have a fixed route yet and that's intentional. Tell me where you are and when works for you. I'll feel into the applications and let the geography take shape from there.
For Practitioners and Collaborators
If you're a practitioner, event/space holder, witch, or land guardian with a community and you're reading this thinking I want to invite her into something else, there's a separate form for that. I'm open to coming as a guest, a facilitator, a speaker, whatever the vision is. Tell me everything!! I am already so excited to hear it.